英文搞笑圖片女生

F. 求金館長惡搞英文熊貓君表情，就是那種下面帶漢字和英文的搞笑圖片

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G. 我需要一張關於英文切蛋糕算術的搞笑圖片

在公眾場合 公然嘲笑自己的好朋友 這可不是為朋友之道呵 本來是一件讓大家開心的好事情 可是玩笑開的過火就會變成壞事情

很有可能你會說 我們是好朋友 他不會介意的 ——但是事情真的是這樣的么？如果是對方把你最糗的事情公開拿出來嘲笑的話 你心裡又會怎麼想呢？雖然表面上可能未必發作 但是心裡大概也不會很舒服吧 也許還會因此和這個朋友生分 甚至從此不再是朋友 。。。。

因此 我建議你再好好的想一想 這樣做的話 真的好么？

H. 熊貓君表情，帶中英文的那種搞笑圖片

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I. 灰姑娘的英文搞笑版

白 :Long ago, there lived a girl. Her mather had died and her father had married again,His new wife had two daugters. They are so bad as their mother. The poor girl had to work day and night. She must sleep in the kitchen. She weared drity clothes. All of them called her cinders for Cinderella. However, we』ll show you a different play today.
(灰姑娘昂首挺胸帥氣十足地上場)
旁白 ：She is so strong, and smart. Especially she is good at sport.
Now, she is running for the 100 meter race.(灰姑娘沖刺,旁邊老師讀秒:11』9)
Now, she is playing basketball.(灰姑娘以一敵眾,輕松灌籃)
Now,she is practicing Chinese gongfu(灰姑娘打拳,對手倒)
This is her----Cinderella
灰姑娘(怒,看旁白) :Do you finish?
旁白 :Ok(結巴)continue, even she is perfect, she still can』t escape the poor life, Why? That is-----
繼母(假裝洗衣服) :How cold the water! I』m too old to do anything, My leg is so painful.
(灰姑娘默,從繼母手中拿過洗衣盆)
(一姐將盆碗碰得亂響.灰姑娘默,從姐手中拿過盆碗)
(一姐手持針線縫衣,刺手,尖叫—灰姑娘默,從姐手中拿過衣服)
第一幕
(灰姑娘在幫後母按摩肩膀)
二姐(奔入,揚動手中傳單) :Mom, Mom, Look! There are some leaflets. I got them on the street.
The King is having a party. The Prince will look for a wife.
一姐(托腮) :I must be choosen, I am the most beautiful girl in the world.
二姐(憑空跳舞) :No, Not you. I have the charming shape, I am the Queen.
(兩姐爭吵起來,繼母從女兒手中拿過傳單,親吻)
繼母 :Oh, baby. Stop. You two are the most beautiful girls in our country. He will probably choose one of you. Come on , make up yourself. We haven』t enough time!(瞪灰姑娘)Cinderella, what are you doing? Come here, help your sisters!
灰姑娘 :OK, I will. But, mom, can I go to the party tonight? I want to ------
(三人斂神)
一姐 :Oh, my God! I forgot Tim』s homework. He gave us a lot of homework.. I can』t finish, what should I do ?
二姐(拿書,指,附和) :Oh, Yes, Yes. Look, execise A, excise B, excise C, excise D, excise E, Oh, planning tree, essay, study plan------(偷瞄灰姑娘,哭)Oh, my God! Oh, my party! My Prince! My happyness! and the country』s future!
灰姑娘(慌亂,安慰) :My sisters, don't cry! I always do the homework for you, of course tonight!
(母女三人一通忙亂後) : Goodbye, our lively girl!
第二幕
(魔女騎著一把幾乎掉光了的掃把登場)
旁白 :Oh, 哈里波特!
(魔女撞到灰姑娘)
灰姑娘(怒) :Who are you ?
魔女(得意) :I am the best witch, and the most beautiful witch. I can give you all the thing you wish.
灰姑娘 : Really? Do you kown King』s party? I want to go, but------(低頭看自己的破衣服)
魔女(大笑) :Don』t worry. It is easy for me! Look, clothes, shose,car-----
灰姑娘(面露欣喜,撲向鞋子) :Oh, how beautiful glass shoses!
魔女 :Wear it, and go !
第三幕
(富麗堂皇的大廳里,音樂飄揚,人聲鼎沸.女士們翹首以待)
侍衛(擊杖) :Welcome the Prince.
(鼓掌,歡呼)
國王(嚴肅) : Please be quiet! As everybody knows, today I will chooes a beautiful, slim, homorous, and long hair girl for my son----(轉身,指向王子),handsome, strong, tall, and brave!
(王子做害羞狀)
眾女士 :How lively! How handsome! (做陶醉狀,沖向前,將王子團團圍住)
(此時,飛出一女,持扇 「殺出一條血路」)
(王子與灰姑娘共舞,突然手機鈴聲響起)
王子 :Who』s phone?
灰姑娘 :Oh, it』s my phone!(掏手機邊跳舞,邊接電話) This is Cinderella, speaking!
魔女 :It 12』clock, game will be over, come back quickly!Or you』ll change back!(開始敲鍾)
灰姑娘 :Oh, I must go!(慌忙中跑,掉了一隻鞋)
王子(檢起鞋,追) :Wait! You forget give me you name, and you phone number!
王子(注視姑娘遠去,悲情) :I』ve lost her!
第四幕
旁白 : Since the party, Prince fall in love with Cinderella, the Prince decided to look for the mysterious girl. He issued a proclamation, 「Whoever the glass shoe fits, shall be wife to the Prince!」
(王子帶著士兵到處找人試鞋)
士兵 :Please try the shoe!(女士甲試鞋) Oh, your foot is too big!
士兵 :Please try the shoe!(女士乙試鞋) Oh, my God, what a terrible smell! Of coures not you !
旁白 :A t lat, the Prince come to Cinderella 『s home.
(兩姐站在門口,花痴狀) :Oh, the Prince is coming, he is so handsome! He is so cool!
士兵(拿著鞋) :Please try the galss shoe.
(兩姐妹正搶): Oh, it is my shoe! ------Oh, it is my shoe!
(士兵奪過鞋,遞給大姐): You first!(大姐拿過鞋,卻怎麼也穿不進去)
士兵 : Stop doing that. You foot is too long, you will break the shoe!
二姐(得意) :I said, it is my shoe.(搶過鞋,試穿,費了九牛二虎之力終於穿上,走開來)
二姐 : ****, too small!(甩掉鞋,蹲下揉腳,鞋飛到灰姑娘身上)
繼母(怒吼) : Why are you here? Back to kitchen! Wash the dishes!
士兵 : Wait! Every girl must try !
繼母 : She is drity! It is couldn』t be her!(灰姑娘默,輕松的穿上了鞋)
王子(歡呼) :Oh, it fits! I found you !(王子和灰姑娘擁在一起)
旁白 :The Prince was delighted to found her, and on a bright sunny day, he and Cinderella were merried. They lived happily ever after!

J. 世界上最搞笑的圖片

Proud Of You

Love in your eyes
Sitting silent by my side
Going on Holding hand
Walking through the nights
*Hold me up Hold me tight
Lift me up to touch the sky
Teaching me to love with heart
Helping me open my mind
I can fly
I\'m proud that I can fly
To give the best of mine
Till the end of the time
net me I can fly
I\'m proud that I can fly
To give the best of mine
The heaven in the sky*
Stars in the sky
Wishing once upon a time
Give me love Make me smile
Till the end of life
Repeat *
Can\'t you net that you light up my way
No matter how that ease my path
I\'ll never lose my faith
See me fly
I\'m proud to fly up high
Show you the best of mine
Till the end of the time
net me I can fly
I\'m singing in the sky
Show you the best of mine
The heaven in the sky
Nothing can stop me
Spread my wings so wide